The Schelbs

I want to write something clever
But about what should I blog?
I fear if I dont have a funny post
I might just get flogged.

So I'm writing this diddy
To keep everyone off my back
One day I'll return with a neat little post
But for now a topic I truly do lack

If anyone has a brilliant idea
And would be willing to share
I'd gladly blog about your topic
Leave it in the comment box if you dare

I think this awful poem
Has continued long enough
So go do something productive
Instead of filling your head with this useless fluff.